b-a-d-reputation:

I love this pic so fucking much!

dirkstridersbraces:

firebending-turtleducks:

dirkstridersbraces:

one time i took a picture of a girl’s buttcrack in gym class and got sent to the assistant principal’s office and the school cop busted in asking where the drugs were because he had heard someone had crack on their phone and it was the hardest thing to tell him it was a buttcrack and not actual crack without laughing 

i guess you cracked up

YOU MOTHERFUCKER

do you ever just regret 40% of your life

lushcub:

bambisociety:

crystalshades:

bridgemcgidge:

shercockandmycrotch:

everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment

im sold

gotta do it now

there’s some sorcery on that comment.. reblogged too..

ughh omg i have to reblog it what is this?

SORRY GUYS I TRIED SO HARD BUT I CANNOT BE THE REASON A SNAIL CRIES I JUST CANT DO IT

thewaitisogre:

half-bakedd:

osamah:

YO GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY

Why… Just why

his parents deserve a spanking and some time in the time out chair